long time no blog..... -_-'...

hmmmz... been suppppeerrr long since i've blogged.... really nothing much to type .. all tt i wan to type.. danver already koped and typed in his blog.. -_-'... but i think this week had enough stuff to warrant a post... =)

i think someday this week.... while our class was waiting for some J1 class to siam out of our base class... suddenly,,.. ryan gomes said "let's play pepsi-cola!",... and then ... me.. ryan wong.. ryan gomes and mathan and esten( p.s i hope i spelt his name correctly.. but i think it's wrong LOL.. )
we played pepsi-cola in our sch U on the small grass patch nxt to e NL... damn funnie la... mathan tried to attack me but he missed twice.. -_-'.. and he ended up having his foot just 10 cm away from mine... and it was MY turn.... soooo.. mathan had e honour of being the first one out... hahahhax... then esten came and attacked me.. dammit.. he just grazed e side of my foot.. so i was out.. -_-'... then while esten attacked gomes finish... ryan wong backstabbed esten.. hahahx... damn funnie la... and i found out weiqiang and e other sd6 guys were also watching us... lol... and our class girls found it damn amusing..... -_-'..

and on a side note... J1's are damn irritating.... zzzz... wonder how last yr's J2's felt .... bleah.... always eating and throwing stuff in our base class... and damn noisy la... -_-'...

o yar... yesterday.... it was damn FUN!!!!.. y?.. coz we disturbed lynette and ryan wong!!... hahhahax.... coz bong keep disturbing her.. and our bio teacher... hmmz.. oops suddenly got mental block can;t rmb her name.. said that by disturbing each other.. tt's how relationships start out... hahax.. and those 2 immediately said "EEE"..and moved away from each other.... but after e lesson they were back with each other again.. -_-'... hahax.. and during lunch.. we irritated them.. and we saw their "unity" in trying to beat me up... hahhahax... super fun!... and when they went back to class... ryan wong was stoning... while lynette was extremely high... so totally not their usual selves... i suspect something... hahax.. so stay tuned to Investigations Part 2 : The Unveiling Of The Bong And The Baby...... =p ...

see?.. nothing much happens nowadays in sch,.. sianz ... -_-'... always studying... hahhax... and can someone sponsor me like 100 bucks.. then i can go build my models already... hahax... damn poor...zzzz....

i am deficient in money... so i am a CURRENCYPHILE ... =X... too much chem... hahhax...

wah nb cb... -_-'..

knnccb... lol... my bloody com restarted itself while i was typing... OMFG... sianz.. so wadever i typed for like 10 mins got deleted off... great..... -_-'..zzzzzzzz... and i dun feel like typing it again... hahhaax...

o well.. continuing from where i left off... which no one except me will know what i wrote previously.. =) ... hahax..
hmmmz.. o crap.. i forgot wad i typed previously......... -_-'...

o yar... i think i was typing bout nallu then it hanged... hahax... =X...

then we ate first... and then danver went to bring his tk classmate to where we were... a girl named i chun ( ??.. did i spell wrongly... lol.. )

and mathan the diq teased me in front of her.. -_-'... diq.. tml he die... muahahha... =p..

i haf absolutely no idea why i;m spacing after every sentence...... zz...

pirates of the carribean 2 was nice.. but i think i like e first one better.. =) ... and we watched for free...!.. lol.. coz they had damn MAJOR technical glitches.. but it was still manageable... u wan full acct come 2sd4 i tell u fairy tale .... lol ...

mathan was exceptionally high... hahahhax.... =) .. but tt's the way we like him er hur er hur... ( shakes booty) ... lol .... -_-'... think i kena affected liao....

danver i wanna talk to u on monday!... =) ... lol...

o btw.. high sch musical is nice... hahax...

bronze = 50 dollars. lol..

yesterday.. danver made a damn sick remark... he said .. "are u still going for brian? "( not the CJC bryan.. hahax.. dun mix up.. ) ... then i was like... wtf?... wad talking you... -_-'.. turns out he wanted to ask.. "are u still going for chess club?.. ".. and he was thinking of brian at that moment.... i wonder why.......... o_0... hahahx... and i played daidee for 2 hours plus.. ahhax.. seems i'm still quite skilled in it.. and danver play power cards with me i drained him... then he lost.... hahahax.. =) .. woot.....

during bio lecture today... we found out a new thingy called climacteric , and i told danver that to rmb it... just rmb got my name in it can liao.. =) ...hahax.. and it had something to do with tomatoes... and in bio lec they talk bout tomatoes like free liddat.. -_-'.. causing danver to laugh at every thing associated with tomatoes.... lol ... and there's something called coumarin ( say KUMAR-RIN ) ... hahahhax... so a few of us that knew kumar laughed in e LT... coz we knew he was there.. and the teacher was curious.. "how come u all know it already?".. then someone said.. KUMAR!!.. hahhaax... then we all laughed sia... .. but coumarin was onli for illustration purposes onli... much like the original one.. hahahax.. just joking kumar.. dun run me down... =X....

YIPEE!!.. -_-'.. lol... not prepared to do napfa one... dun haf mental preparation... wrong pair of shoes.. ( adidas superstar 2 ) .. and a veri veri slack mentality... hahax... mathan wanted to do his test today.. coz he could do a ass-whopping 6 pullups!!.. actually he did 7 today.. X_X .. lol .. and i did... 2 !!!!.. =) .. so happy.. hahax.. means i can get bronze!... =p... actually i was afraid my stressed out right arm cannot do today.. but eh?.. it did it!... =) ... turns out my left arm is useless... always not pulling one.... -____-'.... okie.. then did e shuttle run nxt.. and though i scared my stupid shoes cannot run.. i did a 9.6 secs... oooo.. lol .. i beat edwin!.. =p ... hahax.. but i think still lose to fang.. he got 9.4??.. zzzz.. o_0 .... then sit-ups usual got A.. lol.. and sit and reach dunno wad i got... i think 49 cm... not bad la.. then jump i heck liao.. hahhax.. 225 cm.. =X... then the 2.4km run.. i run damn slack.. zzz.. dunno why like so hard to run.. bleah.... i ended up 13 mins 36 secs...zzz.. my worst ever... hahax.. but still got E !... and thus i got a bronze... shiok.. means go NS minus one month then if i had failed... i think.. they better do.... hahax.. if not..zzz.. -_-'...

and though this pass is not NS pass... but it is still a PASS... so means.... i can get 50 bucks from my father.!!!.. hahax.. he say i pass napfa he gimme.... yay.. =X... eh.. but this means u all that owe me money still pay me back ah.. i still got a lot of shopping nvr do yet leh... zzz. =) ... woot... but now muz work another 2 more pull-ups... here i go... and if i can do 5 pull-ups.. edwina muz do 1 !!... hahahx.. =X...

the tale of three diqs who just cut their hair..

lol...went to cut hair in e morn.. =X... well not as bad as i always expected it to be.... =) ... and with bryan's out of bed gel.. confirm i can make it look nicer... =p... then suposed to go orchard at 1.30pm to meet fang for lunch.. but i was playing dota.. so he called me at 1.45pm .. and i was... "huh?.. i'm still dotaing leh.. ".. lol ... so i left e game.. and chionged to orchard... wah lao.. the bus packed until can die... hahax..and i still sweat.. bleah.. damn hot and packed in e bus.. onli i sweating as usual.. lol ... then met fang and melvyn for e first time.. hahax.. he looks bigger then how he looks like in photos though.. =X... but still veri nice guy.. lol .. we went toilet and styled our hair.. but bryan as usual.. -_-'... hair like stand 5 secs then droop again coz too short..... lol .. and melvyn also just cut his hair... and he say he cut until damn ugly also.. lol .. so we styled ( or tried to style ) ... and then melvyn went Chipper to order some cheesy curry chicken thingy.. lol .. and fang as usual started koping.. then we went scouts ( scotts ) .. to eat lunch.. lol.. bryan's warped pronunciation again.. -_-'.. hot koka ( cocoa ) already not enough... hahax... still muz screw this one up... and ordered beef.. =) .. so fang cannot kope.. =X... lol...

then walked to heeren in e rain ... lol.. to buy my bag! at first e strap looked DAMN short.. but then i try to lengthen.. and then got e bloody price tag there preventing me from lengthening it to max... then i damn scared to buy.. but i always did things on impulse.. so i bought it.. and tested it out IMMEDIATELY at e toilet .. and it seemed fine... just not as low as my previous bag.. but this is a mess bag... sooo.. -_-'... here's a pic..

not bad right?.. but i still wan a longer strap.. =( .. lol ... but the color supposed to be brighter.. i think i was shading e light when taking this pic.. color is satellite blue.. =) .. hahax.. but knn no discount.. the guy say nett price ...zzz.. soo..
Cost: S$39.00 .. wa i damn broke ..

hahax.. then we all walked around in e rain.. to e bus stop.. supposed to study but wadever la.. raining i dun wan to go anywhere to study... so headed home.. and in e end nvr study.. LOL.. -_-'... zzz.. i'm soooo dead..... muz mug for chem test on fri!.. i think.. =X...

my mother vs your mother...

hmmm.. kinda late post for wad happened yesterday and the day after..coz i'm sooooo tired... hahax....

wednesday...
met bryan at orchard at 12.30.. lol ... supossed to be 2 at first.. but he say wake up early.. so meet earlier.. -_-'... diq.. then supossed meeting time was 12..but i was late... hahahx... and he STILL turned up later then me.... -___-'.... we walked first to heeren.. where i got my new wallet!!.. =) .. from The Wallet Shop ... hahax...

nice msg right?... i was actually looking at 2 other wallets i saw last time i went... but hard to make a decision.. then i saw this at e lower shelve... * instant attraction * !!.. =) .
so i looked at it for 5 secs and shoved the other 2 back... and bought it!...
Cost: S$26.00 .. lol ..


then i also saw a quite nice adidas bag in their flagship shop in heeren.. and it's quite good compared to all e rest so far.. with e exception of mine.... mine's phrased out liao.. but i think it's e best adidas sling bag so far lor.. -_-'.. zzz... hahax... fang say must pin pins on it then will look nice.. coz looks a bit plain... but i think okie wad... =X... lol ..
Cost:S$39.00 before 20% discount ... but i nvr buy yet... =P....
then me and fang walked like 1 hour plus in orchard... first to taka... then to cini.. then to far east... WHY?... coz fang wanted to find a hair saloon to trim his hair and get advice... diq... so we walked by many many and many hair saloons... but he all dun wan.. scared got pple inside la... scared not enough money.... lol... and some is too ex... imagine just cutting hair... Cost:S$59.00 .. -___-' ... and tt's e cheapest thing in e saloon at taka.. some shop there... hahax... in the end he go cut hair at Pointer's Saloon in Far East ... -_-'... then he cut all e sides.. then left e fringe there... lol.. really look like a neater Paul Twohill...... =X.... hahax.. then he complain he look damn ugly.. and blamed me for not telling him not to cut.... =X... doh.. hahax...
went to jec after that.. and studied for like 3 hours plus!!!>.. b4 Xs came and we went to his hse together.. =X... lol .. sounds sick.... but i watched like 50 mins of e portugal and mexico match,,, wa.. nice la.. exciting... both counterattack like siao... but portugal won.. =P.. i felt mexico should haf won though.. they had more chances.. MUCH MORE... =X...
at Xs's hse.. we played lego soccer!!.. hahax.. i found out i can fling my player into Xs's goal when i'm supposed to fling e ball.. =P.... lol .. and i can own goal even in lego soccer... -_-'... lol ... and we played dota!.. =X.. Xs owned a razor at 6 with terrorblade!!.. ( maybe coz the razor had double digit hp left... ).. =P... '

Thursday....
then went to macs again to watch holland vs argentina... hmmmz... how to say?.. the match was boring beyond doubt...zzz... both dun wanna attack.. sianz .... and messi was a flop.. as marvin said.. "cut left !.. cut right!... lose ball!. ".. and it exactly tt case whenever messi got e ball.. and he onli passed to ricquelme once near e penalty box... -_-'.. diq... and i had fun irritating marvin and shang with bryan's "your mother "retort... hahax...okie b4 they start killing me again.... guess wad we ordered?...
=) ... 6 cups of water plus one curry sauce.... hahax,.,. coz shang wanted 3 cups.. i wanted one.. Xs wanted one... and marvin also... and curry sauce was for marvin's soggy fries... =X..
Cost: S$2.00.. how come?.. coz i ordered a breakfast set at tt time.. hahax.. shiok.. love mac's breakfast muffins... =) ..


then went back to Xs's hse.. and we played cards!... hahax.. asshole daidee!!!!!...damn funnie.. marvin held e record for being asshole the longest... lol.. and once i was asshole with like 3/4 hand full of picture cards.... hahahax... =p... but still asshole.. coz i went to challenge richard the president.. who had MUCH bigger cards... lol ... richard president coz Xs let him play starting as president OMFG... lol .. coz Xs wanted to go play dota.. tt diq.. so we played until 6 plus am.. and nvr sleep.. Shiok!... =p ... and took bus 198 to buona vista then walked to ghim moh market for some breakfast then went to play soccer... it was hot.. and humid.. sweat like siao.. even the sweat damn little bryan also sweat until whole body glittering.. =p... scored onli 2... hahax.. and bryan scored none!... lol ... his power dwindling liao.. must start ponning soccer again... =X... and richard and shang damn funnie.. they stripped fang... hahax.. coz fang was sort of insulting them.. then they started attacking him.. LOL... they not as nice as me.. =) .. hahax.. then went home and slept many many... hahax... so sianz.. muz study!... and i can do ONE pull-up!!!.. =) .. tried at Xs's house.... yay!... =P...

movie director!!!

lol.... raining damn heavy.. this morning.. din wanna wake up.. but dragged myself out.. -_-'.. wad a disservice to myself after a night of dota...... zzz... hahax... pro kai... lousy marvin.. stoning xs.. and normal me... =) ...

went to sch... chem was quite waste time.. but at least i know my mistakes in e chem paper... =) ... can go read and find out.. also got bio chem answers.. so can start doing liao... yay!.. -_-'... for once i'm overjoyed to do work....

went to jec with mathan.. while ky.. alodie.. zhilei..and qingyu went to lot 1... lol ... i think they made a better choice... jec nothing to walk one... LOL... -_-'.. we went to e new fast food outlet.. ZingDo... basically a korean Pepper Lunch.. =) ,.. but got bulgolgi beef!... hahax.. many nice... and the kimchi soup had chilli oil floating on top!.. so scary.. so din drink.. lol ... -_-'...

damn bored in mrt station... so me and mathan started talking bout how i would become a movie director.. LOL.. not the blockbuster kind...

DISCLAIMER: if u are not accustomed to such explicit details.. please refrain from reading after this.. if u do read and are affected physically or mentally.. the writer is not responsible for any mishap.. and any use of names is purely coincidental and fictional in use.. =X..


JAMES "BOND"
--> scene starts with james bond in spandex and walking .. u know the camera thingy one?.. then he shoots?.. lol ... this one is he walk damn gay .. then bend and "shoots"... =X..
--> he's the man with the "License To Drill.." =)
---> He's the Queen's Secret "Service" LOL... movie plots starts with him in the queen's bed and the james bond music plays... then he will sit up suddenly.. and go... " I hope i haf displayed a rather significant performance yesterday night my majesty...I'm ALWAYS in your service"
----> when he seduces a lady... he brings her to a seemingly normal looking bed... and the lady tells him... "i expected better from u Bond.."
and he replies... "u haven't seen the best yet.. '.. he throws her unto e bed and presses a button.. and all these ropes will fling out from under the bed and wrap themselves around her and lift her up... then Bond takes off his shirt... and with the camera facing him.. he goes.. "I'm Bond.. James BOND.. ".. and the scene blackens out....
---> in those arctic scenes... where Bond has to fight eskimos... he distracts them by removing his fur coat to reveal a G-string with boots... ONLY... hahhax... cool gear to wear in freezing temperatures.. imagine that...

INDIANA's JOHN( the temple of "DOOM")
---> evil doctor JOHN .. he has created a fortress known as the temple of "DOOM".. where no one enters and ESCAPES alive...
---> people are seen entering the temple... albeit by force... and as they enter... his cronies with whips stand in a line by the sides and start whipping the pple as they enter... so u can hear the SCREAMS issuing from the temple...MUHAHAHAHA.. -_-'..
---> the pple become his SLAVES.... u know for wad purpose.. and most will commit suicide if they manage to survive his TORTURE...
---> in *say this veri quickly*COMES indiana jones.. to save the day...
---> he swings his ropes and starts whipping all e enemies.. and then turns to the evil doctor.. and gives him such a good ASS-WHIPPING...
that he SURRENDERS to indiana jones.. and the day is saved...
*indiana jones music playing again.. *

Lord Of The Gays ( The Fellowship Of The ****** )
---> The Gay LORD.. got defeated and got his ****** cut off...
---> it is known as the Bane.. becoz the human tt kept it found that his one too small compared to the Gay Lord's.. so he killed himself...
--->one day.. a little guy found the ****** .. and found out he could use it to great effiency.. he had fun with the BIG people all day...
---> then one day.. the Gay Lord returned as a Eunuch.. he spoke with a extremely gay accent.. "i WAN my ****** back... !!"... so he sent the nine forgotten RIDERS to get his ****** back...
---> at RIVEN's DILL.. a fellowship is formed.. and the nine gays set out against the nine riders...

L.O.T.G ( THE TWIN PEAKS)
---> Smeegol , Frolo.. and Sham.. gay together in the wilderness... and when Captain Pharameer sees them.. he orders his men to join in .. and that is when he finds out.... that Frolo holds the ONE ****** , as Frolo reluctantly pulled it out and said .. "Behold the ONE ****** ! "...

ONE ****** to rule them all , ONE ****** to find them , ONE ****** to bring them all and in the DARKNESS BIND them..

Sorry dun haf last part of trilogy.. me and mathan no time on mrt.. hahax... =X..

lol.. so we laughed and laughed on e mrt train... oblivious tt there were other pple on e train too.. lol .. i heck la.. wear sch shirt doesn't mean i scared... lol.. but it was good.. damn good.. first time i thought so much... future movie director!.. and mathan thought of e movie names btw.. =) .. hahax..

lol....sponsors!

okiexz... sat soccer.. i came at 8.30.. sorry pple.. hahax.. stupid alarm cock... o i meant clock... -_-'... lol .. =x... hmmmz.. then i expected to see marvin.. and he would be saying "stupid eric.. always come late..".. but then....... MARWIN DIN COME!!!... lol .. stupid marwin... tell us all 8 then din come.... and nvr msg me either... -_-'... diq... go back sch i confirm whack him... hahahax.. then we played.. i goal drought sia.. 2 goals onli... lol .. and both in the space of 5 mins.. -_-'... wonder why... but nvm.. hahax... bryan as usual . is UNSTOPPABLE... -_-'... hahax.. scored many many.. that diq.. and 2 goals he scored bounced off me one la....... =( ... when i was keeper.. so acceptable.. =X... lol ...

and we become professionals liao... we got official sponsors... seasons soya bean milk.... =)... LOL.... we got 12+1 cans for 1 buck!!!!... hahax.. my dollar leh.. skill.. but was nic's hand that put e coin in.. hahax.. coz he borrow fr0om me.. damn funnie.. so many FREE cans coming down.. =) ... shiok!.. each one 2 cans drink finish... "still wan more?"... LOL...
we raped e vending machine sia... not literally ah...and we decided to make a nice pic of the england team formation!!!.. =) ... see the tallest one?... CROUCH!!!... hahahhax... =p ...

then went jec with XS... went to play arcade instead of study..lol.. virtua tennis 3 is wicked ... zzz.. so hard to play compared to virtua tennis one sia.. o well.. but i own in virtua tennis one... =X... then played metal slug 5 !.. wa shiok.. damn fun... and the new metal slug is quite good.. but i still like e tank better... the new one quite hard to control... and is sluggish... lol.. literally... -_-'... then went macs to study.. not bad.. managed to do one qn which i din know how to do.. at home... and and... nvm... dun wanna type it out.. hahax... saw someone quite hot... wa... lol.. KKK>.. STOP!!!.. enough.. lol ... -_-'...

time to play dota.. =) ..